Monday, November 05, 2007

Plastic Surgery Greeting Cards

Remember our former blog, wherein we talked about the new plastic surgery CosmeTees shirts? Those spiffy, rhinestone-studded Tees announcing your surgical rejuvenation?

Well, supposing your best gal pal undergoes some plastic surgery and starts wearing one of those shirts? You gotta admit she’s crying for attention. So what DO you do?

How about sending her a plastic surgery greeting card?

The cards hit breast augmentation pretty hard, but, hey, why not? So many women are having breast enhancement, it has become the nation’s top surgical rejuvenation.

Anyhow, greeting cards like the ones just below are for your friend’s breast enlargement:

For fat transfer patients:

*I though we could sit around and chew the fat!

For rhinoplasty patients:

*Your Nose Looks Great!

For sclerotherapy patients:

• You’re so Vein!”

For Botox patients:

• A card with a drawing of two women spraying each other with starch

And an all-purpose card for any procedure that has made a real difference, concentrating on the magic words healed patients love to hear from others:

(Greeting cards, courtesy of Lee Sequeira and

NEXT TIME: How offshore plastic surgery can make your passport invalid and the Top Five Clubs for Plastic Surgery Patients……who want to take chances.


Breast Enlargement said...

haha great pictures. They really made me laugh.

Breast Reduction pictures said...
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Smith said...

Wonderful pictures.....!